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| Bobs Amazing 50 Elephants |
| A man was late for work this morning. He was almost to work when a float went by in front of him. On the float, a sign said Bobs Amazing 50 Elephants. Well, this guy was getting more and more aggravated as the elephants passed by. As this guy was counting the elephants in front of him, he thought he counted 50 pass. But he miscounted. He zoomed ahead and ran over the last elephant, a baby one. The next week, he got a letter saying that he was sued for 1,000,000 dollars from Bob. He went in to complain about having to pay so much. But Bob replied "You may have run over a baby elephant, but you ripped of the tails of 49 others!" |
| Submitted By: Jinzo the Mastermind |
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