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The 7 Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

1.The Doctor:Because he tells you to take off your clothes.
2.The Dentist:Because,he tells you to open wide.
3.The Milkman:Because,he asks you;do you want it in the
front or the back?
4.The Hairdresser:Because,he asks you do you want it
blown or teased?
5.The Interior Decorater:Because,he tells you once it's in
you'll like it.
6.The Banker:Because,he tells you,if you take it out to
soon,you'll lose interest.
7.Last But Not Least,The Hunter:Because,he goes deep into the bush,he always shoots twice,and he always eats
what he shoots.

Submitted By: Kenneth Wayne