The teacher asked who could recite their ABC's.Johnny raised his hand."I need to go to the bathroom."he said "You're not going until you say your ABC's"she said.
So he said them, "OK,A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z"
"Very good Johnny,but wheres your 'P'?" she asked. "Running down my leg." |