It was late, on the night of christmas eve, when the local parish priest walks up to a drunk police officer ( no doubt he was on duty ) knocking on an old lampost. The priest asks him," excuse me sir, can you tell me why you are constantly knocking on that lampost in front of you,"
"For your infomation, who ever you are I am knocking for my friend," came a drowzy reply from a half asleep man.
" Well have you considered that your friend is out,"
The policeman answered," Not very likely, you see the light is on," |