There is a man that lives beside a blonde.The man is out washing his car.The blonde comes out of her house and opens her mailbox and closes it.A while later the woman comes walking out with a mad look on her face.She does the same thing.Well the man wondered what she was doing.Five minutes later the blonde comes storming out mad as ever, goes to her mailbox opens it and then slams it shut.On her way back into her house the man asks what is wrong.She goes,"My damn computer keeps saying You've got mail!"