A man walks into a bar and he looks exactly like Adolf Hitler..The man goes up to the bar and orders a drink...the bartender gives him his drink and says "no offense man, but you look alot like Hitler" The man replies "That is because I am Hitler, I have returned from the grave and this time i will put up more death camps, kill more jews than ever, and two clowns!" The bartender says "why two clowns?" "I told you no one cares about the jews!"