An Irishman got a job as a lumberjack, but try as he might, he couldn't meet his quota of 50 trees as day. By chance he saw an advertisement in a shop window for chainsaws "guaranteed to fell 60n trees a day".
The Irishman bought one, but the best he could manage was 40 trees a day.
He took it back to the shop and complained that there must be something wrong with it.
"Let me look at it", said the man in the shop and, taking the chainsaw, he switched it on.
"What's that noise?" said the Irishman. |