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During the WWII in China...

One day a Japanese commander's wife came to China to visit her husband.

The commander ordered a Chinese masseur to serve his wife in order to make her relaxed.

The Japanese woman was a horny lady, she took off all her clothes and lay down before the masseur, this made the masseur very excited, but he just restrain his desire and cleaned the woman’s nude body with a piece of wet towel, as he was doing his job, the Japanese commander barged in and went furious when he saw the erection the masseur's was sporting, he raised up his sword and shouted: "BAGA!!! What are you doing?" The masseur hurried to put the towel on his manhood and say: “Officer, this is the tool for hanging the towel." The Japanese commander took one look and said:"YOOSHI! You, carry on!"

After the commander went out, the man really couldn’t resist his strong sexual desire, and pounced on the dirty Japanese woman......While the masseur was going full ‘at it’ with the woman, the commander barged in once again.

This time, he got more furious, raised the sword and shouted: "BAGA!!!...."moving quicky to kill the masseur, the masseur hurried to say: "Officer, I've just cleaned outside of your wife, and now it is time to clean inside......"

Submitted By: MIKADO