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Golfing with god

A man and a preist are playing a friendly game of golf.
Its the mans turn, he swings but misses. The man then says "Oh missed the bastard!" The priest tells him to watch his mouth.
The man preceeds to have another go. Again he misses. "Oh sh*t, Missed the bastard!" he says getting rather annoyed. The priest then told him off about his language.
The man has another go. Again he misses it! "Oh F*ck!! Missed the bastard!!!" getting furious. "You'll get struck down one day" says the preist rather anoyed. Then suddenly a flash of thunder came from the blue sky and struck down the priest. Then a voice from the sky says "Damn, Missed the bastard!"
Love always Suzie!!

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