A man walks into a bar with his donkey and says to the bar tender "I'll give you a hundred bucks if you can make my donkey laugh." The bar tender agrees and takes the donkey into the other room and makes him laugh. the man gave the BT the hundred dollars, then leaves. The next day he returns with his donkey and says to the BT "I'll give you a hundred bucks if you can make my donkey cry." The BT agrees and takes the donkey into
the other room and makes him cry. the man gave the BT the hundred dollars, then asks how he did it. "well" the BT says "To make him laugh I said I had bigger balls then he did, and to make him cry I proved it."