Theres a chowawa ,a german sheperd,and a bulldog sitting at the bar when a cute poodle walks in and the three dogs start fighting over her.
She walks up to them and says to them "Who ever can use liver and cheese in a sentence is the dog I'll take!"
So the German Sheperd says "I like liver and cheese."
So the bulldog says "I eat Liver and cheese."
And then the cowawa says "Liver alone!!! Cheese Mine!"