a blonde walkes into a store a said " i want to buy that tv". the clerk said " I DONT SELL TV'S TO DUMB BLONDES". so the blonde went and bought a wig and went back to the store a said " i want to buy that tv". the clerk said "I DONT SELL TV'S TO DUMB BLONDES". the blonde said " how did you know it was me". the clerk said " BECAUSE THATS NOT A TV THATS A MICROWAVE".