A man walks up to a bar and there was a notice outside and it said "if you can make my donkey laugh you will win $500.00" so the man walked up to the barman and said "i bet i can make your donkey laugh"
The barman said "ok its out the back" and in a few minutes the barman heard the donkey laugh and the man walked out from the back and the barman said "how did u do that?" and the man said " its a secret" and walked out the bar.
The next day the man came back to the bar and another notice was there and this time it said "if u can make my donkey cry i will give you $500.00" so the man walked in and said " i bet i can make the donkey cry" and the barman said "ok" in a few minutes time the barman heard a cry and the man walked out.
The barman said "how did you that?" and the man said "its a secret" and walked out the bar
The next day the man walked into the bar with his $1000.00 he won and said "all drinks are on me" but the barman said "the drinks will be for free if you tell me your secret" so the man said "ok.How i made the donkey laugh was that i told him i had a bigger dick then it.How i made the donkey cry i proved it!!!!!"