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THE WISH II

ONCE UPON A TIME , 3 MEN WERE IN A CHALLENGE TO JUMP FROM ONE BUILDING TO ANOTHER. THE BUILDINGS WERE 150 STORIES HIGH AND BETWEEN EACH BUILDING THERE WERE 3 METERS.
IF THEY COULD JUMP FROM ONE BUILDING TO THE OTHER THEY WOULD WIN $1,000,000.
WHEN THEY WERE ABOUT TO JUMP, GOD CAME AND SAID TO THE 3 MEN: "SINCE U CAN DIE IN THIS ACT I'M GONNA GRANT U A LAST WISH. BUT, FOR ME TO GRANT U THE WISH, U GOT TO SCREAM IT WHEN YOU'RE AT THE TOP OF THE JUMP."
2 OF THE 3 MEN WERE CHRISTIANS, SO TWO WERE HAPPY BUT THE THIRD SAID: "F*CK GOD! I'LL DO IT MYSELF!!".
THE 1ST CHRISTIAN JUMPED TO THE OTHER BUILDING AND AT THE TOP OF THE JUMP HE SAID: GOD SAVE ME!!! .
THE 2ND JUMPED AND SAID: MAKE ME RICHHH!!!
THEN, THE ATHEIST CAME AND SAID: I'LL DO IT MYSELF!!. HE WENT FAR BACK AND CAME RUNNING, WHEN HE JUMPED HE REALIZED THAT HE WOULDN'T REACH THE OTHER BUILDING AND SCREAMED: "OOHHHH, F*CKK!!!!".

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED BUT THAT GUY DECIDED TO BE A PASTOR!!!!!

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