A kid was wondering around the house looking for something to do. he goes into the kitchen to find his dad plucking a chicken "f**k!" the dad shouts "what does that mean?" asks the kid, "oh it means to pluck a chicken" the dad quickly replys. So then the boy goes to see his mum who is putting on make-up in her room "s*it!" the mum shouts, "what does that mean?" asks the boy, "oh it means make-up" replys the mum quickly. thenthe door bell rings "oh that will be our visitors go down and take their coats" asks the mum "ok" the boy replys innocently. so he goes down and answers the door when the visitors ask "where are your mummy and daddy" so the little boy replys my daddy's in the kitchen f**king the chicken and mummys up stairs putting on s*it!"