This 4 year old kid is set homework, to find out the first 3 letters of the alphabet. So he goes to his mum and asks her what the first letter of the alphabet is, she replys "f**k of", so not realising what this meand he writes it down in his homewoek book! then he goes to find his big sister who is listening to music, he enters her room and asks her what the second letter of the alphabet is, and she just sings out "yeah, yeah, yeah" so again he write sthis down! then he goes to ask his brother who is playing with his toys, and asks him what the third letter of the alphabet is "nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh batman!" so the kid writes this down. he goes to school the next day andhis teacher asks him what the first letter of the alphabet is " f**k off" the boy replys, "do you want to go to the head master?" the teacher shouts, "yeah, yeah, yeah", so the teacher takes the kid to the hedmasters office, who asks him "who do you think you are?", nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh batman" he replys!!!!!! |