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the Dam river

One day a man went fishing in a river called the Dam river.
The man cauht some fish and came home to his wife. "I cauht the Dam fish!" "Dont talk that way", said his wife.
"No thats the name of the fish." "Oh". So they went over to the grandparens house to eat the fish and they said, "We got the dame fish!", and the grandparents said, "Dont talk that way in are house" and they said, "No, thats the name of the fish". So they were all sitting around the dinner tabble eating, and the father said to his son, "Son could you pass the dam fish?" And the son goes to his father, "Thats the spirit dad, now pass me the fuking potatoes."

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