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The Message

It is December 30 1999 11:00 PM, Bill Clinton, Bill Gates and Boris
Yeltsin appear before god.

God :
I have called you here with me because to my opinion you are the three
most important men on earth.
I want you to spread the message that I will destroy the earth on January
1.
I will now send you back.......... Spread the message

Boris Yeltsin:
He gathers his comrades and says
Friends I have bad news for us:
1) God exists
2) The world will be destroyed soon

Bill Clinton:
Clinton gathers his staff members and senators and says
I have good news and bad news:
1) The good news is that God exists
2) The bad news is that he will destroy the world

Bill Gates:
Gates gathers all his managers and says
I just have good news for you guys:
1) I am one of the three most important people on the planet
2) The Y2K-bug is solved

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