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A Man United fan, a Leeds fan, and Pamela Anderson are sitting together on the
tube when the lights go out and the car goes completely dark. There's a
kissing noise, and then the sound of a really loud slap.

When the tube car’s lights come back on, Pamela Anderson and the Leeds fan
are sitting as if nothing happened, and the Man United fan is holding his
slapped face.

The Man United fan is thinking, "That Leeds fan must have kissed Pamela and she
swung at him and missed, slapping me instead."

Pamela is thinking, "That Man United fan must have tried to kiss me,
accidentally kissed the Leeds fan, and got slapped for it."

And the Leeds fan is thinking, "This is great. The next time the tube
car’s lights go out, I'll make another kissing noise and slap that @!#%!!
Man United fan again."

Submitted By: Anonymous...