A Construction Engineer came home after having worked in the Middle East for years. He brought a Camel home with him. He told his wife that it would be cheaper than riding round in a car. After about a week he went outside one morning to find that the Camel was missing from his garden. He reported it to the Police and they asked him for a full description. He told them what it looked like and then they asked what sex it was. After thinking for a minute he said it was a female. They asked him how he could be sure it was female. He said that when he was riding it past a Bus Stop the previous day he heard someone say "Look at that C**T on that Camel".