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The Witness

A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed to be a witness.

Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband flipped on the lights, pulled theblanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put his gun to the naked man's head.

The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I said I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for our cabin at the lake. He paid for our country club membership and he even pays the monthly dues!"

Shaking his head from side- to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun. He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do in a case like this?"

The cabby said, "I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches cold."

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