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| Woman's Perfect Day 8:15 wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 5 lbs lighter on the scale 8:45 Breakfast in bed with fresh squeezed OJ and Lox and croissants 9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil 10:00 light workout with handsome young funny personal trainer 10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out 12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 pounds 13:00 Shopping with friends unlimited credit 15:00 Nap 16:00 3 dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer 16:15 Gentle massage 17:30 Pick out outfit for dinner, prim before the mirror 19:30 candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing 22:00 Hot shower alone 22:30 Make love 23:00 pillow talk, light touching and cuddling 23:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms Man's Perfect Day 6:00 Alarm 6:05 Blowjob 6:15 Massive dump while reading the sports section of USA today 6:30 Shower and dress 7:00 Breakfast, filet mignon, bacon and eggs 7:30 Limo arrives 7:45 Stoli Bloody Mary enroute to airport 8:15 Private jet to Augusta GA (Coffee, Sports Illustrated, and Wall street Journal Watch lesbians make love all over plane 9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club 9:45 Front Nine of golf at Augusta (2 under) 11:45 Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Heinekens, 12:15 Blowjob 12:30 Back Nine Augusta (4 under) 14:15 Limo back to airport (Bombay Sapphire martini) 14:30 Private jet to Bahamas (nap) 15:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female topless crew and best friends 16:30 set world record catch with 1249 pound Marlin 17:00 Private jet back home (hand job by naked Kathy Ireland) 18:45 Sh*t, Shower and Shave 19:00 Watch CNN newsflash, Clinton resigns and video of Hillary and Al Gore Farm animal video released and authenticated. Gore resigns. 19:20 Order a copy of video 19:30 Dinner with 3 friends at Ritz Carlton, oysters, steak, Gorgonzola salad, fettuccini, and Chateau Lafitte Rothschild 1959, Cognac and a Cohiba Lancero cigar 21:30 Sex with three women 23:00 Massage and Jacuzzi, women quietly get dressed, hail cab and leave. 23:45 Bed (alone) 23:50 12 second 4 octave fart, dog leaves room 23:55 Giggles himself to sleep |
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