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US Airforce Entrance Exam

Q. You see two tanks, a big modern one with a red, white and blue flag heading north to Baghdad and an old fashioned ex-Soviet Union one belching smoke from its ancient engine lumbering South to Kuwait. Do you:

a. Bomb the one heading north, its obviously retreating and might get away.
b. Bomb the one heading south, it might attack US forces.
c. Bomb both - rock on!
d. Bomb neither - you're scared and want to go home.

Answer a = 1 point: Although it turns out to be British they're used to it, and at least you killed something.
Answer b = 2 points: You killed the enemy.
Answer c = 3 points: Shame about the Brits, but better safe than sorry.
Answer d = 0 points: best apply to the French airforce.

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