there is 3 kiwis in a bar
the 1st one walks up to a aussie and says "John Eels is gay"
andt he aussie says "yeah thats nice"
the 2nd one walks up to him and says "John Eels roots sheep"
and the aussie says " yeah thats nice"
the 3rd one walks up to him and says " John Eels is a kiwi"
and aussie turned around and said " yeah i think thats what your friends were trying to tell me