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Every mans morale

A small litttle fly is flying 5in above a river. In the river a fish eyes the fly. On the shore a bear eyes the fish. Over in the trees a hunter eyes the bear. A small bread crumbs near the hunter have attracted a rat. A cat eyes the mouse on the other side of the river. The fly drops 3in, the bear catches the fish, the hunter kills the bear, mouse eats the bread crumbs, the cat tries to jump the river but falls in an gets wet.

Morale of the story is: When the fly drops 3in the pu*sy gets wet!

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