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It'll go off.....
 
Three guys were in a bar,so the ist guy says,IM the baddest mutha in here!!He puts his finger on the bar,takes a cleaver,and whacks it off!"See,Im bad, he says.The second guy says,"Aw,thats nuthin!He puts two fingers on the bar,and whacks them off!Everybody in the bar said,Yeh,u are bad!!So the 3rd guy,a midget, says "That aint sh*t!So he pulls out his peter and lays it on the bar!So the other guys said,"Hey man, are u gonna cut that off? The midget said,"Hell no,...kiss it,it'll go off by itself!!"
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