A motorist had a flat tire in front of an insane asylum. He
took the wheel off, but when he stood up he tipped over the
hubcap containing the bolts, spilling them all down a sewer
drain.
A patient, looking through the fence, suggested that the
man take one bolt from the remaining three wheels to hold
the fourth wheel in place until he could get to a service
station.
The motorist thanked his profusely and said, "I don't know
why you are in that place."
The patient said, "I'm here for being crazy, not for being
stupid." |