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Blond Female Driver

A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and
approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason
that you're weaving all over the road?"

The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!!
I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree
right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was
another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and
there was another tree in front of me!"

The officer looks and says,
"Ma'am that's your air-freshener".

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