A man went to confesion;so he sat down in the booth and said to the priest,"Father,forgive me,for I have taken the Lord's name in vain.The priest said," You are forgiven,my son!! Then the man said,"Father forgive me,for I have shoplifted today! The priest replied," You are forgiven,my son!! Then the man said,"And father forgive me, for I have performed oral sex on another man!!" The priest replied,'You still are forgiven,my son!! By the way,what's your telephone number?" |