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3 Big Fat Pigs
 
One day, a man was driving an old pick-up down a country road when he had to slam on the brakes in order to avoid 3 pigs in the road.
The only person around was an old farmer plowing a nearby field. The driver called to the man,
"Hey, mister, these your pigs?"
"No, sir," replied the farmer.
"Well, what do you want me to do with them?" asked the driver.
"You could take them to the zoo."
So the driver loaded the pigs into the truck and drove off.

Later that day, the farmer saw the same pick-up being driven by the same man; and the pigs were still in the truck.
"Hey, mister," called the farmer, "I thought I told you to take those pigs to the zoo."
"I did. They loved it! Now we're going to Busch Gardens."
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