There was a man who was in the shower, when he realized that he hadn't got any soap. Disgraced at his efficiency, he went out straight away to the shop naked to get some more! He got two bars of soap and headed off home. But on his way home, he saw three nuns coming towards him. Thinking that they might be offended, he pretended to be a statue. The first nun saw him and said, oh, look, there's one of those new soap dispensers, lets try it out. So she went up to the man and pulled his dick. She got a bar of soap. The second nun also pulled his dick, and she also got a bar of soap. The third nun pulled his dick, and got a load of handcream! |