There were two irish men flying a plane. One was called shaddy and the other paddy.
shaddy:Look over there I think i see the runway
Paddy:wow that looks really small how will we ever make that
Shaddy: I have an idea you steer the plane and just before we land i will slam on the brakes
Paddy: ok 3..2..1..
Shaddy: oh yes! i dont know how we made that one that was a really small runway
Paddy: yeah i know look at it its only about 3 metres long
Shaddy:yes it is but its nearly a mile wide!