Three men were sitting on top of a hill, one of them had a bomb the other had a knife and the last had a gun. The three of them decided together that they would throw their weapons over the side of the hill. After they had done so they preceeded to walk down the hill, after they had been walking for a while they ran into a woman crying, they asked her why she was feeling so miserable. She explained that her dog had been shot by a gun, they shrugged it off and continued to walk. Again they ran into another person crying, this time it was a man. They asked him why he was crying and he told them that his cat was stabbed by a knife. By now they were thinking that this was a little strange, but they continued to walk down the hill. Soon enough they came to a man but he was laughing, they asked him why he was laughing so hard and he told them he farted...... and his house blew up.