A Chinese guy does his shopping at a Greek greengrocer's. The Greek keeps picking on the Chinese because he can't pronounce the letter 'r'.
'It's Friday, you stupid pr*ck, not Fliday.'
'Yeah yeah yeah, Fliday.'
After three months the Chinese has had enough and starts practising how to say Friday. So the next time he goes to see the greengrocer he says to the Greek:
'It's Friday, you Gleek plick.' |