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Marry A Virgin

An old, blue-blooded, millionaire decides that he wants to
get married, but he wants to marry a virgin. One is not so
easy to find in this day and age, but he starts scouring
the country in search of his virgin. After a few months of
looking, the millionaire is out on a date one night, and he
thinks he may have finally found his honey.

The woman seems extremely innocent, so after dinner, as
they're riding in the back of his limousine, the man whips
out his cock.

"Oh my goodness!" exclaims the woman. "What in the
world is that?"

"You don't know what this is?" asks the millionaire.

"Oh, no!" replies the woman. "I've never seen anything
like that in my whole life!"

The man puts his dick away, reaches over, and starts
hugging the woman. "I love you!" he cries. "I'm going to
marry you! I'm going to make you the richest, happiest
woman in the whole world!"

A month later they get married. On their wedding night in
the hotel room, the husband sits down on the bed next
to his wife. He pulls out his p*nis and says to her, "Are
you sure you've never seen anything like this?"

"Never," says the woman, her eyes wide with wonder.

"Well," explains the man, "this is my cock."

"No, it's not!" says the woman, in total disbelief.

"It's not?" asks the puzzled millionaire.

"No," answers his wife. "Cocks are twelve inches and
black!"

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