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| A Scouser walked into the local unemployment office, marched straight up to the counter and said "Alright mate, I'm lookin' for a job" The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur for his daughter. You'll have to drive her around in a big black Mercedes, a uniform will be provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided, and once a year you will be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday. The salary package is £200,000 a year." The Scouser said "Nah, you're talkin bollox!". The man behind the counter said "Well you started it!".... |
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