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A Dutch couple, an Irish couple and a Scottish couple are at the links ready to tee off. The Dutchman's wife steps up to the tee and as she bends over to place ball a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

"Good God! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded.

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford
to buy any!"

The Dutchman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of St. Nicholas, here's $50, go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.

"Bejesus woman. You've no knickers! Why not?"

She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me!"

He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of St. Patrick, here's $20, go and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes
her skirt over her head to reveal that she too is naked under it.

"Hoots mon woman! Why d'ye have nae knickers?"

She too explains, "You nae give me enough housekeeping money
to be able to afford any!"

The Scot reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of St. Andrew, lass, here's a comb, tidy yourself up a wee bit."

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