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Half Indian Half Polish

A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be
seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.. They
exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a
manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it
and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about
sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians
have the longest average p*nis and Polish men have the
biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill.
What's yours?" He coolly replies,
"Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."

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