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An 80 year old man went for his annual checkup. The doctor asked him how he was feeling. The 80 year old says, "I've never felt better. I have an 18 year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins, "I have a friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidently picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his umbrella and went, 'Bang, bang' and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"

The 80 year old said."I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

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