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New Boyfreind

My 13 yr old son asked my why I didn't
have a boyfriend. I was recovering from
surgery and spent most of the day in bed.
I told him the TV was my boyfriend, he
entertained me all the time.

The TV set was old and would just shut
itself off for no reason. I'd give it a
few hard whacks on the side and it would
come back on, it was no big deal to me.

The pastor stopped by to check on my
recovery and my son answered the door.

At that time I was trying to get the TV
to come back on. The pastor asked my son
if I was busy. My little one said, "No,
sir, she is just in the bedroom banging
her boyfriend"

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