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There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising when suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings.

A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:

"Hello?"

"Honey, It's me. Are you at the club?"

"Yes."

"Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw
a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I
buy it?"

"What's the price?"

"Only $1,500.00"

"Well, OK, go ahead and get, if you like it that much..."

"Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw
the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."

"What price did he quote you?"

"Only $60,000..."

"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

"Great! before we hang up, something else..."

"What?"

"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year ... it's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property..."

"How much are they asking?"

"Only $450,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we
have that much in the bank to cover..."

"Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000.
OK?"

"OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"

"Bye... I do too..." The man hangs up, closes the phone's
flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks
to all those present:

"Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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