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Posh n Becks 1
 
Posh and Becks are sitting in front of the television watching the six
o'clock news. The main story is a man threatening to jump off the
Clifton Suspension Bridge on to the busy road below. Posh turns to
Becks and says: "David, I bet you £5,000 that he jumps!" to which
Beckham replies "£5,000? Done! I bet that he doesn't." So they shake
hands on the bet and continue watching. Sure enough, the man jumps and
hits the road below with a loud thud. Beckham takes £5,000 out of his
back pocket and hands it to Posh. But she refuses. "I can't take your
money, David," she says. "The truth is, I was cheating. I saw the
five o'clock news, so I knew he was going to jump."
"No, babe, fair's fair" says David. "That money is yours fair and
square I was cheating just as you were. I saw the five o'clock news,
too.
I just didn't think he would do it again."
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