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Women Drivers

Driving to the office this morning on the Whitemud, I looked over
to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65
miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting
on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!

It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which
knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of
trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering
wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the
coffee between my legs, splashed and burned myself, ruined the darn
phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!
WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!

Submitted By: Anonymous...