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Monkeys in Space

There is a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman on board.

The control centre in the US calls:

'Monkey number 1, Monkey number 1 to the television screen.' He sits down

and he is told to release the pressure in compartment 1, increase the

temperature in engine 4 and to release oxygen to the reactors. So the

monkey does the pressure, temperature, and releases the oxygen.

A few moments later the control centre calls again:

'Monkey number 2, monkey number 2 to the television screen.' He sits down

and he is told to add Carbon Dioxide to room 4, to stop the fuel injection

to engine 3, to add nitrogen to the fuel compartment and to analyse the

solar radiation. So the monkey does the carbon dioxide, the fuel injection,

the nitrogen and the analysis of solar radiation.

A little later on, headquarters calls again:

'Woman, please, woman, approach the screen.'

She sits down and just as she is about to be told what to do she says.....

'I know I know!! Feed the monkeys, don't touch anything.'

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