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IF MEN RULED THE WORLD

Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically
forward your call to her real number.

Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an ac- ceptable response to "I love you."

When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during
the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the
screen during a time-out.

Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of
the NFL Team of your choice.

The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

At the end of the workday, a whistle would blow and you'd
jump out your window and slide down the tail of a bronto- saurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.

Tanks would be far easier to rent.

Garbage would take itself out.

Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps."

Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would
only occur in leap years.

Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present
your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said, "You're #1!"

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