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Bus Driver

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started
his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for
the first few stops, a few people got on, a few got off,
and things went generally well. At the next stop, however,
a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight, built like a
wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at
the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down
at the back. Did I mention that the driver was five feet
three, thin, and basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally,
he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about
it.

The next day the same thing happened -- Big John got on
again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And
the next day, and the one after that, and so forth. This
grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over
the way Big John was taking advantage of him.

Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for
body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good
stuff. By the end of the summer, he had become quite
strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself.

So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on
the bus and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" the driver
stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed,
"And why not?"

With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big
John has a bus pass."

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