The psychiatrist was interviewing a
first-time patient. "You say you're
here," he inquired, "because your
family is worried about your taste
in socks?"
"That's correct," muttered the patient.
"I like wool socks."
"But that's perfectly normal," replied
the doctor. "Many people prefer wool
socks to those made from cotton or
acrylic. In fact, I myself like wool
socks."
"You DO?" exclaimed the man. "With
oil and vinegar or just a squeeze
of lemon?" |