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Shed Theives

A man was going up to bed, when his wife
told him he'd left the light on in the
garden shed, she could see it from the
bedroom window. But he said that he
hadn't been in the shed that day. He
looked himself, and there were several
burgulars in the shed!

He rang the police, but they told him
that no-one was in his area, so no-one
was available to catch the thieves. He
said, "OK," hung up, counted to 30
and rang the police again.

"Hello. I just rang you a few seconds
ago because there were people in my
shed? Well, you don't have to worry
about them now, I've just shot them
all."

Within five minutes there were half
a dozen police cars in the area, an
Armed Response unit, the works. Of
course, they caught the burglars
red-handed.

One of the policemen said to this
man: "I thought you said you'd
shot them!"

He replied: "I thought you said
there was no-one available!"

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