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| A couple had been married for 40 years. They had both celebrated their 60th birthdays recently. During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all these years, she would give them one wish each. As a faithful, loving spouse, the wife wanted a romantic vacation together, so she wished for them to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and poof! The wife had the tickets in her hand. Next, it was the husband's turn, and the fairy assured him he could have any wish he wanted -- all he needed to do was ask for his heart's desire. He paused for a moment, and then, he said, "Well, honestly, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me." The fairy picked up her wand and poof! He was 90! |
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