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Farmer and New Bride

A farmer and his brand new bride were riding
home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a
team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.
The farmer said, "That's once."
A little further along, the poor old horse
stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice."
After a little, while the poor old horse
stumbled again. The farmer didn't say
anything, but reached under the seat, pulled
out a shotgun and shot the horse.
His brand new bride raised all kind of hell
with him, telling him, "That was an awful
thing to do."
The farmer looked at her said, "That's once."

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